I have two X chromosomes. I'm not particularly funny. Madly in love with all forms of either Hellboy, Spawn or Batwoman. Often am I a maker of awkward silence. I enjoy gorgeous clothing, eating and laughing obnoxiously.
11:00me: I fucking hate men
men: you're feisty rawr
me: i will crush your balls in a vice grip and feel nothing
men: ooo you're cold, that's sexy
me: i will eat your spleen if you fuck with me
men: "she's a maaaan eater"
me: ...i'm a feminist and i'm tired of men treating me and other women poorly and getting away with it.
men: ugh fucking bitch gross she's probably a lesbian ugh run awayyy you ain't even that cute yuck